I’ve obviously been on hiatus but that doesn’t mean I have tons of nail delights save up for you and coming your way…because they ARE.
I’m about to generalize so…watch it happen.
Lost, but Now I'm Found
Regardless of the copious base coat I’ve constantly been applying, the girls needed some air! Although I had fallen behind on posts even before the manicurist said I needed to face the music and admit my nails were getting stained, I absolutely couldn’t continue to write with bare paws. However, after a week of letting them simmah down they are back! stay tuned for more posts in the...
You have Salley Hansen Derangement Syndrome.– @AlpineNoise
It’s honestly very possible that Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super...
Cashiers and Nails: Chipotle
Salsa Lady: Ohhh! Let me see those nails!
(I hand them over.)
Salsa Lady: OOOOHHH
Me: It says, "Marry Me"
Salsa Lady: Oh yes!....is that you're name?
Me: No, "Marry Me." Like the question. (wiggles pinky with question mark)
Salsa Lady: hmm....
Cashier (whispering): It's because he's gay.
Salsa Lady: Oh.
Cashier: Something to drink sir?
Who Needs to Text When You Could Have Stilletto... →
My father and I just discovered that his woodworking class and my nail painting obsession are really the same thing. After this bonding revelation he suggested I start making “ships in a bottle.” ….Welcome to Lick My Lacquer